Why This Exists
Look… I’m not a teacher. I’m a notary signing agent
who got tired of faking confidence and pretending
I understood documents I definitely didn’t.
After three years of doing this, I still couldn’t
keep the loan docs straight. My brain isn’t “normal”.
I’m not a bullet-point learner. I don’t memorize dry definitions. I don’t retain robotic explanations. I think in visuals, in stories, and—usually—in ridiculous metaphors that somehow make perfect sense in my head.
A normal person might peek inside my brain, gasp, and weld the lid shut.
It started as a survival mechanism and
I realized if it helped me, there was others
out there that it’d help too. That chaotic,
weird little mind finally built something useful.
This was only to teach myself. I was desperate to remember what each doc was, how to present it like a human, and how to get through a signing without blacking out or sounding like a malfunctioning AI.
So I started giving the docs nicknames. Personalities. I made them characters in a story I could remember. And wouldn’t you know it… suddenly it all clicked.
And better yet when I took it to the signing table my signers relaxed. They LAUGHED! They understood.
And we all got out of there
a little less fried.
Out of desperation came hope. Out of hope,
the Loan Signing Laugh Academy was born.
Come in, relax, and I’ll tell you a story…
Why This Exists
Look… I’m not a teacher.
I’m a notary signing agent
who got tired of faking confidence and pretending I understood documents I definitely didn’t.
After three years of doing this,
I still couldn’t keep the loan docs straight. My brain isn’t “normal”.
I’m not a bullet-point learner.
I don’t memorize dry definitions.
I don’t retain robotic explanations.
I think in visuals, in stories, and usually, in ridiculous metaphors that somehow make perfect sense
in my head.
A normal person might peek inside my brain, gasp, and weld the lid shut.
It started as a survival mechanism and I realized if it helped me,
there was others out there
that it’d help too. That chaotic,
weird little mind finally built something useful.
This was only to teach myself.
I was desperate to remember what each doc was, how to present it
like a human, and how to get
through a signing without blacking out or sounding like a
malfunctioning AI.
I was desperate to remember what each doc was, how to present it
like a human, and how to get
through a signing without blacking out or sounding like a
malfunctioning AI.
So I started giving the docs nicknames. Personalities. I made them characters in a story I could remember. And wouldn’t you know it… suddenly it all clicked.
And better yet when I took it to the signing table my signers relaxed. They LAUGHED! They understood.
And we all got out of there
a little less fried.
Out of desperation came hope.
Out of hope, the Loan Signing
Laugh Academy was born.
Come in, relax, and I’ll tell you a story…
Why This Exists
Look… I’m not a teacher.
I’m a notary signing agent who got tired of faking confidence and pretending I understood documents
I definitely didn’t.
After three years of doing this,
I still couldn’t keep the loan docs straight. My brain isn’t “normal”.
I’m not a bullet-point learner.
I don’t memorize dry definitions.
I don’t retain robotic explanations.
I think in visuals, in stories, and usually, in ridiculous metaphors that somehow make perfect sense
in my head.
A normal person might peek inside
my brain, gasp, and weld the lid shut.
It started as a survival mechanism and I realized if it helped me,
there was others out there
that it’d help too. That chaotic,
weird little mind finally built something useful.
This was only to teach myself.
I was desperate to remember what each doc was, how to present it
like a human, and how to get
through a signing without blacking out or sounding like a
malfunctioning AI.
I was desperate to remember what each doc was, how to present it
like a human, and how to get
through a signing without blacking out or sounding like a
malfunctioning AI.
So I started giving the docs nicknames. Personalities. I made them characters in a story I could remember. And wouldn’t you know it… suddenly it all clicked.
And better yet when I took it to the signing table my signers relaxed. They LAUGHED! They understood.
And we all got out of there
a little less fried.
Out of desperation came hope.
Out of hope, the Loan Signing
Laugh Academy was born.
Come in, relax, and I’ll tell you a story…
